The Manicou Report

Of course it looks bad when the Guardian puts it in black and white like that.	Now 10% doesn’t seem so bad, does it? And it’s just in time for Christmas.

Yay! Finally! I don’t know why Ewart Williams and everybody at the Central Bank getting all in a tizic for. 10 means we perfect! Tell dem we reach! Ent this is what Vision 2020 all about? We are now a perfect 10. Bring out the Eva wine and the split channa, time to celebrate.

Oh gosh allyuh ah so happy eh. I mean 10 is a great number. Some people saying how 10% inflation real bad. And how ‘merica is only 5%, but who care. 10 is a great number. 10 associated with some great things and people. Look we have 10 finger and 10 toe. Any ah allyuh want only 5 finger? Then haul allyuh so and so.

Look Pelé uses to wear 10 and now all them hot boy and them like Maradona, Zidanne and Ronaldinho want to wear 10 now.

Look at how Bo Derek star in ah whole movie what name 10. And is that what make she popular. Look in de Olympics, yuh does get 10 if yuh Perfect. Look how Nadia Comaneci is the fus person to ever score 10 in gymnastics.

And that is not all. Think about 10% off, $10 stores, $10 DVDs and my favourite of all - ah 10 days.

Look TriniOne did e-mail meh the other day and say how Manning talking like a man for whom everything is paid for. I doh know what happen to TriniOne. Why it is he have to be bad-talking my Prime Minister so? Manning have a wife to mine and chirren to raise. He try to help she out my giving she a lil education post, but Manning is a hard worker like de res ah we. I sure when he dining on Fillet Mignon (cuz he eh really not too hot up on de chicken) he does be thinking of all ah we.

Thank yuh Fadder Manning for this wonderful gift!